For those of you living off the grid – tonight (May 23rd, 2010) was the Series finale of LOST.

Like most I’m still trying to process it, but here’s my play by play that I took down and posted over Twitter as the action was going on:

BE WARNED, THAR BE SPOILERS HERE, MATEY!

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1. #LOST series finale begins in less than 30-minutes….. time to go pickup my pizza about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
2. #LOST playbyplay: 10 minutes in and already 2 prominent #StarWars references…. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
3. Don’t worry Facebook people…. I’m not posting #LOST spoilers on here – only on Twitter about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
4. #LOST playbyplay: “that was Charlie”…. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
5. @alancross: dog question answered, Hurley and Boone questions answered in season 1 about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
6. #LOST playbyplay: NICE BEARD!! about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
7. @alancross or rather they don’t actually explain “Hurley” but they dance around it a bit… maybe tonight all will be explained about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
8. #LOST playbyplay: I’m getting sick of seeing this CSI Miami commercial…. why is Horatio still on television with his awful puns….. :\ about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
9. #LOST playbyplay: Richard Alpert – ever persistent if anything… about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
10. @BevVincent #LOST I know Canada does…. maybe the states does now too…. welcome to the health care game! about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to BevVincent
11. #LOST playbyplay: omg I totally wanna buy a #chevy and see #jonahhex now…… and #eat #cheese….. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
12. RT @elissastein: Am I the only person here who doesn’t watch #LOST? <—– yes, quite possibly :D about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
13. #LOST playbyplay: ….then it ends about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
14. #LOST playbyplay: I love the trekking music across the island – same as in the pilot when they find Rousseau’s message about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
15. @cheesehead1976 #LOST – they rescued Hanks and his beachball before the plane crash happened about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to cheesehead1976
16. RT @colelorenbauer: long live LAPIDUS!! about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
17. @cheesehead1976: sometimes the easiest ones are the best ones ;) about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to cheesehead1976
18. #LOST playbyplay: imma kill u about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
19. #LOST playbyplay: …it’s a surprise about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
20. @perishable #LOST <— you might’ve picked the wrong night to start watching the show…. :\ about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to perishable
21. @WandaDetroit #lost #LOSTvirgins <– prob something about the island breeze being more refreshing that way… about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to WandaDetroit
22. #LOST playbyplay: Hyundai – by this “just in case you have to out-run a polarbear” about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
23. #LOST playbyplay: MOM?!?!?!?! about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
24. #LOST playbyplay: Desmond’s a Scottish weapon…. Locke can never take the losties’ freedom about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
25. RT @clickeric: the light #lost what the hell is it <—- that’s where they keep the #smokemonster’s batteries about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
26. #LOST playbyplay: i know alot about you, dude about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
27. @clickeric #LOST: I’m waiting to see if they play Geronimo Jackson songs about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to clickeric
28. #LOST playbyplay: Sayid and Shannon was cute…. glad to see Boone was in on it too with Hurley and Desmond about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
29. #LOST playbyplay: cue Giacchino’s evil score – I love how that would’ve been exactly where the regular-length episode would’ve ended…. about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
30. #LOST playbyplay: Ladies take note, Kate uses Loreal on the island to keep her hair silky and smooth about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
31. #LOST playbyplay: I was shot by a fat man about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
32. #LOST playbyplay: table 23!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
33. #LOST playbyplay: “I’m doctor Marvin Candle” er, sorry, dr. Pierre Chang about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
34. #LOST playbyplay: duct tape on the Marshall halfstack so the name isn’t prominent #lol about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
35. #LOST playbyplay: Charlie has a stare that can send the ladies into labour….. atta boy about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
36. @kathrynlurie #LOST <— yeah not a good idea about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to kathrynlurie
37. #LOST playbyplay: Desmond NOOOOO… you’ve released the liquid hot MAGMA!!!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
38. #LOST playbyplay: and now jack does ape-shit about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
39. #LOST playbyplay: ….and now Smokie can bleed about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
40. #LOST playbyplay: …and things come full circle as Claire gives birth, Kate delivers Aaron and Charlie goes off to get supplies about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
41. #LOST playbyplay: strange that Hawking knows trans-dimensional stuff too, on top of her time-traveling course correction destiny knowledge about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
42. #LOST playbyplay: “I brought a blanket” about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
43. #LOST playbyplay: question: will they call the baby turniphead in this reality too…. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
44. #LOST playbyplay: sonuvabitch! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
45. #LOST playbyplay: LOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
46. #LOST playbyplay: that was like a weird slow-mo fight shot from #300 about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
47. #LOST playbyplay: c’mon Jack… choke a bitch!!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
48. #LOST playbyplay: you don’t have a son, Jack about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
49. #LOST playbyplay: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGG commercial…….. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
50. RT @TrivWorks: any Journey songs and the TV goes out the window <– nah, it’ll all be Giacchino scores…… and Geronimo Jackson about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
51. #LOST playbyplay: wow, I haven’t seen a Nestea commercial like that in ages…. except he didn’t fall in the magic pool of water… fail… about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
52. RT @alancross: ENOUGH with the commercial breaks!! They’re as long as the program segments! #Lost. <– I know, right? about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
53. #LOST playbyplay: Go Go Super Lapidus!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
54. #LOST playbyplay: sounds like they’re making progress…. #hah about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
55. #LOST playbyplay: going down there?!, nu-uh man, I’m with you dude about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
56. RT @RobertDEdwards: Animated picture of Jack Shephard’s flying death-punch. #LOST http://twitpic.com/1qivfv <— Most excellent, good sir! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
57. #LOST playbyplay: I keep seeing tweets about these clever target commercials…. too bad Canada doesn’t have Target, I’m kinda curious about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
58. #LOST playbyplay: I think I threw up a little bit there from that Twilight commercial. Something awful plagues this awesome finale *shutter* about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
59. #LOST playbyplay: “I don’t believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in Duct tape”…. YES!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
60. #LOST playbyplay: SONUVABITCH!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
61. #LOST playbyplay: that was awful close landing near the rocks guys….. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
62. #LOST playbyplay: make it an Apollo bar!! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
63. RT @BevVincent: Sawyer zinger for the ages: you got it, blondie. #lost 45 minutes ago via TweetDeck
64. RT @dcurtis: The Lost finale is bigger than the Super Bowl. To me, at least. <—- me too 44 minutes ago via TweetDeck
65. #LOST playbyplay: fitting that it’s an oceanic water bottle 36 minutes ago via TweetDeck
66. #LOST playbyplay: but gawd wasn’t Kate smokin’ in that black dress 36 minutes ago via TweetDeck
67. #LOST playbyplay: I was wating for Lapidus to act like Boris in Goldeneye when the turbines kicked in – “I AM INVINCIBLE!!!” 34 minutes ago via TweetDeck
68. #LOST playbyplay: Jack is sure moving around a lot….. “It’s just a flesh wound!” 33 minutes ago via TweetDeck
69. #LOST playbyplay: c’mon Jack, put some back into it 30 minutes ago via TweetDeck
70. #LOST playbyplay: …and then the Ajira plane spirals out of control and crashes on the island…. 28 minutes ago via TweetDeck
71. #LOST playbyplay: anyone else sick of seeing Gilligan/Fantasy Island comments,; I know I am….. 22 minutes ago via TweetDeck
72. #LOST playbyplay: walking must hurt right after spinal surgery…. 19 minutes ago via TweetDeck
73. RT @RoxieKat: I’m gonna miss you the most of all scarecrow…. #Lost Drivel #LMFAO 17 minutes ago via TweetDeck
74. #LOST playbyplay: and now Jack is ejected out onto the island….. 15 minutes ago via TweetDeck
75. #LOST playbyplay: did I mention Kate in the black dress already….. ? 14 minutes ago via TweetDeck
76. #LOST playbyplay: WHAT’S IN THE BOX!!!! 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck
77. #LOST playbyplay: if Jack collapses on the ground and it zooms on his eye… I called it 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
78. #LOST playbyplay: wait for it…… 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
79. #LOST playbyplay: I never processed that they all actually paired off like that so perfectly….. 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
80. #LOST playbyplay: except Locke… 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
81. #LOST playbyplay: Called it…… 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck
82. #LOST playbyplay: and now to post the ridiculous past 2.5 hours of tweets as my next blog post…. 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

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Did I spoil it for you…… go watch it….

:P

<3 Stephenson